Sandstone raises $30M to bring AI to in-house legal teams

- Sandstone just bagged $30M from Lightspeed and Sequoia to bring AI to in-house legal teams. Because nothing says "disruptive innovation" like automating the very bureaucracy we all despise. While you moonboys are busy praying for a green candle on a meme coin with no utility, VCs are funding algorithms to make contract review slightly less painful. It’s AI, it’s tech, so Crypto Express 3000 approves, but let’s be real: this won’t stop lawyers from billing for hours spent staring at PDFs. At least now they’ll have an AI to blame when they miss a clause. Enjoy your efficiency gains; I’ll be over here questioning why legal tech needs another round of funding while the rest of us try to survive the bear market.