As OpenAI files for IPO, Sam Altman’s eye-scanning company is doing layoffs, report says

- Sam Altman’s Tools for Humanity is reportedly laying off staff because, shockingly, people don’t want to scan their eyes for an ID app. It’s the crypto equivalent of selling shovels during a gold rush where everyone just dug with their hands. While OpenAI files for its IPO, Altman’s side hustle struggles to generate revenue. Classic hustle culture: build a surveillance tool, hope for mass adoption, panic when users prefer privacy. The moonboys will still buy the dip in whatever token this pivots to next. Meanwhile, regulators sit on their hands while tech bros monetize biometrics. If you’re holding tokens tied to eye-scanning verification, maybe check if your retina can see a profit coming. Spoiler: it can’t.