Starmer gives tech firms ultimatum to block explicit images on children’s phones

- Keir Starmer told Apple and Google to install "nudeness filters" on kids' phones by September or face the law. Basically, the PM wants tech giants to use AI to spot private parts before they get shared. It’s like a digital chaperone for your iPad. I’m confused why we need a government mandate for this, but I guess if you can’t trust the algorithm to know what’s a banana and what’s not, you’re doing it wrong. It’s big-tech theater: politicians demanding magic buttons while we just want our snacks. The real story? Big Tech finally has a clear directive that isn’t about selling ads. They’ll probably just update their terms of service and charge us extra for the privilege of being safe. Classic move.