Nvidia CEO Shrugs Off Tech Stock Rout With AI Just ‘Beginning’

- Nvidia’s boss Jensen says the stock market crash is just a "sale" because AI is still in its toddler phase. Basically, he’s shrugging at the chaos while we’re all trying to figure out if our toaster needs a GPU. He thinks the AI revolution is just starting, which is comforting if you ignore the fact that half the tech sector is currently firing people to buy more chips. It’s like watching someone sell umbrellas during a drought but insisting a hurricane is coming next Tuesday. The market is sweating, Jensen is sipping tea, and we’re left wondering if "buying the dip" means dipping our toes in or jumping in with a parachute made of server racks.