OpenAI Readies ‘Superapp’ Pivot Ahead of Planned IPO, FT Reports

- OpenAI is turning ChatGPT into a "superapp" before its IPO. Basically, they want to be the one app for everything, like if your phone had too many tabs open. They’re racing Anthropic and Google, who are also making AI do your laundry and taxes. It’s big tech theater: "We will solve all human problems via subscription!" Meanwhile, I just want an app that tells me if my toast is burnt. But hey, at least the robots won’t steal my job if they’re busy trying to remember how to make coffee. Innovation is just fancy word for "we forgot what we did last Tuesday."