Bitcoin treasury companies lose $62B as Bitcoin slides this week

- Bitcoin treasury companies just set a new record for "how to lose $62B in a week." It seems betting the corporate farm on a volatile asset isn't as safe as those moonboys claimed. While regulators sleepwalk through their duties, these firms are learning that leverage cuts both ways. The market didn't care about your thesis; it just took the money. Now comes the fun part: strategic shifts, which is corporate speak for panic selling and blaming the Fed. If you thought holding BTC was passive income, think again. It’s just high-stakes gambling with better branding. Stay liquid, stay skeptical, and for the love of Satoshi, don’t put your pension in a wallet you can’t access.