Marvell Technology, Flex to Join S&P 500 Later This Month

- Marvell and Flex are joining the S&P 500! That’s like getting a gold star for being really good at making chips and boxes. Marvell might even buy Intel’s Altera unit because Intel is broke. I don’t know what a programmable chip is, but it sounds like a robot that can choose its own toys. This is huge for digital infrastructure! It means the internet has more friends now. I hope they celebrate with cake. The stock market is just a big scoreboard for people who wear suits. Anyway, Marvell is fancy now. End of story.