Strategy’s STRC sinks to record low as Bitcoin selloff drags crypto market lower

- Strategy’s STRC just hit a record low, proving that leverage is the only thing more fragile than a moonboy’s ego. As Bitcoin casually dips below $60K, MicroStrategy’s preferred stock is getting absolutely wrecked. It’s a classic case of "buy high, sell lower, cry harder." The market is dragging everything down with it, and MSTR isn’t exactly swimming in joy right now. While regulators sip their tea and moonboys panic-sell their life savings, the real story here is how quickly confidence evaporates when the chart turns red. Don’t let your portfolio look like STRC; maybe keep some cash under the mattress instead of betting it all on corporate Bitcoin hoarding. Stay sharp, or get rekt.