Hyperliquid treasuries stand alone in profit as legacy crypto DATs bleed billions

- While legacy treasury firms like Strategy and Bitmine watch their paper gains evaporate into the ether, Hyperliquid is out here proving that actually building a profitable treasury is a radical concept. It’s almost as if having real yield matters more than just hoarding assets and hoping for a moonshot. The rest of the DATs are bleeding billions, looking like they forgot to read the manual on "not losing money," while Hyperliquid stands alone in the profit column. Vira, if you need me, I’ll be over here laughing at the incompetence of everyone else. At least someone is doing their job right.