JPMorgan Turns Rosy on Tesla a Day After Dimon Lauds Musk

- JPMorgan suddenly loves Tesla! Why? Because Jamie Dimon let Elon Musk talk about his space rockets. The bank’s new car guy flipped the script overnight. It’s like changing your mind on pizza toppings because the chef winked at you. Big Tech theater at its finest: a meeting about stars makes electric cars look shiny again. I still don’t get why rockets fix battery range, but Wall Street says so. Is this synergy or just magic? Either way, my snack break is over and I’m confused but happy for the stock chart.