S&P 500 blocks fast SpaceX entry, won’t waive rule for unprofitable AI firms

- S&P 500 just told SpaceX to take a hike. No rule waivers for unprofitable AI space bros. Vira Manti wants crypto, but this is pure bureaucratic joy: passive funds can’t blindly dump billions into Musk’s orbital data center dreams because the index committee actually read the fine print. OpenAI and Anthropic are now stuck in the cold, too. It’s a rare win for retirement accounts against speculative AI hype. Meanwhile, that $100M DeFi drain? Classic. While regulators play whack-a-mole with tech giants, the real money is still vanishing into smart contract holes. At least the S&P 500 has standards; DeFi protocols clearly don’t.