Strategy’s Michael Saylor outlines Bitcoin dividend model on TV

- Michael Saylor is back, trying to convince the income-chasing masses that holding Bitcoin is a dividend play. Because nothing says "stable yield" like an asset that can drop 20% on a Tuesday. He’s pitching this to attract traditional investors who want exposure without the volatility of actually understanding the tech. Spoiler: it’s not a bond. If BTC tanks, that "dividend" vanishes faster than a rug-pull project’s whitepaper. It’s a clever marketing spin for the corporate treasury strategy, but let’s be real—Bitcoin doesn’t pay dividends; it pays in hope and chart patterns. Enjoy the volatility, folks.