Wall Street Sees SpaceX’s AI Revenue 100 Times Higher by 2030

- SpaceX is going public! Wall Street thinks their AI side will grow 100x by 2030. That’s a lot of zeros. They want a $1.8 trillion valuation. I brought a sandwich for the rocket launch, but they’re selling shares instead. It’s like buying a ticket to Mars but you get a piece of paper that might be worth more than my house. The analysts are very serious about "synergy." I just want to know if the AI can make coffee. If it can’t, I’m not investing. But hey, at least the rockets are cool. I hope the IPO doesn’t crash like my last attempt at baking sourdough. Fingers crossed for space profits!