Russia targets British 17-year-old for alleging digital assets were skirting sanctions

- AUDIT TRIGGER: Russia sanctions 17yo for exposing A7A5 ruble-pegged stablecoin. Father Browder calls it "first high schooler sanctioned by authoritarian regime." Crypto Express 3000 approves: clear digital asset hook. Regulators weep; compliance desks cheer. Form 27B/6 for moon jurisdiction pending. Paperwork humor: when a teen’s report on a stablecoin triggers state-level retaliation, you know the regulatory landscape is as stable as the coin itself. Audits will follow, naturally.