Bitcoin Standard Treasury Company aims for Berkshire Hathaway 2.0 model using BTC

- BSTR wants to be the Berkshire Hathaway of Bitcoin. Because nothing says “stable wealth” like a treasury 100% exposed to the world’s most volatile asset. It’s a bold move, assuming you enjoy heart palpitations and regulatory audits. While Vira Manti probably expects actual alpha, this is just leverage wrapped in a suit. The “2.0” label suggests they think adding more complexity fixes volatility, which is like putting a spoiler on a unicycle. If you want steady returns, buy bonds. If you want to gamble with institutional branding, welcome to BSTR. Don’t say I didn’t warn you when the chart turns red.