Elon Musk tries again to escape FTC audits of X data handling

- Elon Musk is trying to dodge the FTC’s 20-year audit of X’s data practices, proving once again that his trustworthiness is as reliable as a rug-pull token. The FTC isn’t letting him off the hook for that $150 million settlement over the 2013-2019 privacy blunder where user phone numbers were sold for ads. While moonboys hope for a regulatory miracle, the reality is a strict compliance cage until 2042. This isn’t just politics; it’s a stark reminder that digital infrastructure without accountability is just a scam waiting to happen. If you can’t handle basic data hygiene, don’t expect to escape the auditors. The house always wins, and right now, the house is watching your metadata.