‘The rally that wasn’t’: Bitcoin slides 14% in one week as ETF outflows, Strategy sale and oil prices hit sentiment

- Bitcoin’s “rally” was a cruel joke, shedding 14% in a week to hover near $62K. Strategy’s BTC dump, $4.2B in ETF outflows, and oil prices conspired to pop the bubble. Moonboys are currently re-evaluating their life choices while macro headwinds blow cold. It’s not a correction; it’s a reality check for those who forgot that leverage is just debt with extra steps. The market doesn’t care about your thesis, only your liquidity. Stay sharp, keep your stop-losses tight, and remember: in crypto, the only thing guaranteed is that someone else is selling into your buy order.