‘The low is almost in’: Standard Chartered says bitcoin bottom near after tough week for crypto

- Standard Chartered, that bank that actually reads charts, claims Bitcoin’s bottom is “almost in.” Why? Because ETF holders are stubbornly refusing to sell, and MicroStrategy is likely buying the dip again. After a week where crypto prices dropped harder than a moonboy’s ego when BTC hits $60k, this is the pat on the head we didn’t ask for. It’s not a reversal signal; it’s just confirmation that while retail panics, institutions hoard. The low is near, but don’t mistake resilience for a rally. Keep your leverage low and your skepticism high.