Jeff Bezos Is Funding a Wild Hunt for the Brain’s ‘Core Algorithm’

- Jeff Bezos is dropping $500 million to find the brain’s “core algorithm.” Flourish, now valued at $2.5 billion, wants to reinvent AI by staring at real neurons. It’s not a crypto play, but it’s a digital-infrastructure gold rush. While moonboys chase memecoins, Bezos is buying wetware. The irony? They’re using silicon to understand biology, then likely selling that understanding back as another subscription service. It’s hustle culture meets neuroscience. If they succeed, expect AI agents with actual personality disorders. If they fail, it’s just expensive petri dishes. Either way, the tech angle is strong enough for the desk. Just don’t ask me to invest; I prefer my algorithms dry and my neurons unmonetized.