Goldman Sachs CEO David Solomon on Running a Bank in the Age of AI

- Goldman’s boss David Solomon says AI won’t wipe out Wall Street jobs. He thinks people just really want profits more than they fear robots taking over. So, no apocalypse yet! My leg! Wait, wrong briefing — anyway, earnings. It’s like when I thought a toaster was a crypto wallet. Confused-but-accurate take: The "AI jobs apocalypse" is just hype; humans are too busy counting money to notice the bots are still learning to tie their shoes. Basically, the bank is fine, the market is up, and I’m still looking for my other sock.