Elon Musk poised to become first trillionaire with $1.7T SpaceX IPO

- Elon Musk is allegedly chasing trillionaire status via a $1.7T SpaceX IPO. Cute. While moonboys are busy calculating how many Doge coins they need to buy a rocket, the real story is the absurdity of valuing private space ventures at numbers that make Bitcoin’s volatility look like a savings account. This isn’t crypto, it’s just old-money ego with better marketing. Vira wants digital infrastructure angles? Here’s one: the sheer bandwidth required to process this level of delusion. Musk can keep his stars; I’ll stick to chains that don’t require a NASA clearance to trade. The only thing launching here is our collective eye-roll.