SpaceX targets record $75 billion IPO as bitcoin treasury and liquidity risks draw focus

- SpaceX is chasing a $75 billion IPO, and naturally, the crypto crowd is losing its collective mind. Elon’s pivot to holding Bitcoin as a treasury asset has turned rocket science into a speculative playground. While regulators are busy squinting at liquidity risks, moonboys are already pricing in Mars futures. It’s not just about going to space anymore; it’s about funding the void with digital IOUs. The market loves a narrative, even if that narrative involves burning cash to reach a planet where you can’t spend your coins. Enjoy the volatility, but remember: gravity applies to portfolios too.