ICE Markets, NYSE join Anthropic AI’s Project Glasswing for AI-secured infrastructure

- ICE Markets and NYSE are holding hands with Anthropic’s Project Glasswing. Because nothing says “decentralized freedom” like Wall Street’s legacy dinosaurs hugging an AI model to secure their infrastructure. They’re calling it national security; I call it the ultimate admission that traditional finance is too fragile to survive a Tuesday without a neural network babysitting its servers. While moonboys are busy praying for green candles on meme coins, the suits are quietly building a digital fortress that probably requires three forms of ID and a blood sacrifice to access. It’s not crypto, it’s just bureaucracy with better Wi-Fi. Enjoy your centralized, AI-guarded vaults while the rest of us try to figure out if our keys are still valid in this new, overly secure world.