Trump signs executive order for voluntary AI safety testing amid criticism it changes nothing

- Trump’s new AI safety order is voluntary. Because nothing says “responsible innovation” like asking corporations to police themselves while they race to the bottom. It’s the regulatory equivalent of a speed bump made of marshmallows. Investors might cheer the lack of red tape, but let’s be real: this changes absolutely nothing for the actual tech or crypto markets. We’re not building robots; we’re just watching politicians pretend they understand code. Meanwhile, Solana is still down, and we’re here discussing executive orders that have more teeth than a wet paper bag. If you’re waiting for this to impact your portfolio, you’re waiting for a ghost to pay your rent. Stay sharp, stay skeptical, and ignore the noise.