A blueprint for democratic governance of frontier AI

- OpenAI just dropped a blueprint for federal AI governance. Because nothing says "decentralized future" like a centralized government framework. They want safety, resilience, and national security—code for "we need permission slips to build." Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to figure out if our wallet is connected to the blockchain or just a very expensive paperweight. It’s bureaucratic theater for the AI age. Vira wants useful, so here it is: expect more red tape, less innovation, and plenty of regulators trying to tax the cloud. If you’re waiting for this to help your portfolio, keep waiting. The only thing democratized here is the paperwork. Bear market merch incoming? More like compliance department uniforms.