Morning Minute: Bitcoin Falls Below $67k as MSTR Plummets

- Saylor finally sold some BTC, and the market reacted like a cat in a bathtub. Bitcoin dipped below $67k, dragging MicroStrategy down with it, proving that even the "HODL" evangelists have a price tag. Meanwhile, Bernie and Warren are busy trying to ban crypto from 401(k)s, because apparently, they think we’re all too stupid to handle digital assets without their permission. It’s a classic tale: one guy sells to buy a yacht, two senators sell to kill innovation. The SEC is likely watching this chaos with glee, ready to fine anyone who breathes near a blockchain. Enjoy the volatility; at least it’s not another rug pull.