US Treasury Adds Nobitex and Three Other Iranian Exchanges to OFAC SDN List Under 'Economic Fury'

- US Treasury just slapped Nobitex, Wallex, Bitpin, and Ramzinex on the SDN list. Officially, they’re “digital-asset rails” for Iran’s central bank and the IRGC. Unofficially, it’s proof that sanctions don’t stop crypto; they just move it to exchanges that don’t ask questions. While regulators play whack-a-mole with Iranian platforms, moonboys keep dreaming of passive income from sanctioned nodes. It’s not a bug, it’s a feature of decentralized finance: if you can’t ban the tech, you ban the user. Enjoy your frozen assets, Vira. The revolution will be decentralized, and probably unregulated.