Microsoft Build 2026: Be yourself at work

- Microsoft Build 2026: They want you to "be yourself" while building AI agents that know your emails, your boss, and the entire internet. It’s called Microsoft IQ. Sounds like a spy agency, but it’s just context. They launched MAI-Thinking-1 (35B params) and a quantum chip called Majorana 2. Also, Windows is now an "agent-native runtime," which I assume means it won’t blue screen when you ask it to schedule a meeting. Confused-but-weirdly-accurate take: Microsoft is trying to make AI so deeply integrated into your corporate soul that you can’t tell where your work ends and the algorithm begins. It’s not about efficiency; it’s about creating a digital twin of your office life that works harder than you do. Basically, they’re automating the feeling of being busy.