Alphabet's $80 Billion AI Power Move | Open Interest 6/2/2026

- Alphabet is printing $80B to feed its AI beast. They’re teaming up with Berkshire Hathaway because even Warren Buffett knows the robots are coming. Meanwhile, Anthropic filed for IPO, turning OpenAI into a spicy rivalry. Also, US job openings jumped—so many jobs! And SpaceX wants to pay Wall Street guys in pocket lint for their IPO. My take: Alphabet is buying so much compute power they’re basically trying to mine Bitcoin with their own electricity grid. It’s not a stock raise; it’s an energy bill. The AI isn’t just learning; it’s getting hungry. We’re all just snacks now.