HPE Rises on Sales Outlook; Victoria's Secret Soars on Profit Beat | Stock Movers

- HPE is riding the AI server wave, proving humans still need big metal boxes to think. Meanwhile, Victoria’s Secret isn’t just selling bras; they’re selling profit beats that doubled expectations. And Marvell? Jensen Huang basically declared them a trillion-dollar club member because "useful AI" is here. It’s like finding out your toaster is secretly a quantum computer. The jargon is thick, but the money is real. I still don’t get the difference between HPE and HP, but I’m buying snacks to celebrate.