Bitcoin plunges below $68K as market selloff triggers over $1B in liquidations

- Bitcoin just took a nosedive below $68K, triggering a $1B liquidation party that would make a casino floor blush. ETF outflows and crypto stock losses are adding fuel to the fire, proving once again that leverage is just a fancy word for "voluntary poverty." While moonboys scream about dips, the market reminds them that gravity applies to digital coins too. No AI breakthroughs here, just pure, unadulterated panic selling. Vira, if you’re reading this, I’m billing for emotional damages. The chart looks like a heart monitor flatlining, but hey, at least we’re not buying NFTs of monkeys. Stay liquid, stay skeptical, and stop trading with money you can’t afford to lose.