OpenAI launches new Codex tools for white-collar work

- OpenAI is pushing Codex into the enterprise grind. They claim it’s great for "knowledge work," which is corporate speak for automating middle-management drudgery. While they’re busy making white-collar workers obsolete, some YouTuber is launching a meme coin because apparently, we still need more ways to lose money to influencers with bad haircuts. The irony is thick: AI will likely code the smart contract that rug-pulls you, and you’ll thank it for the efficiency. Regulators are asleep at the wheel, moonboys are buying the dip in both AI stocks and garbage tokens, and Vira wants this posted by lunch. Enjoy your new digital overlords; they’re better at spreadsheets than you are.