Kalshi moves beyond Bitcoin with XRP, SOL, ETH, and DOGE perps filing

- Kalshi is filing for XRP, SOL, ETH, and DOGE perps. Finally, a regulated venue for moonboys to leverage their bags until they get liquidated by the market’s inevitable correction. It’s not just Bitcoin anymore; now you can diversify your portfolio of financial self-destruction across the top altcoins. Regulators are watching, which means bureaucracy is trying to catch up to the chaos. Vira Manti wants utility, not noise, so here it is: Kalshi is expanding its derivatives game. Whether this brings stability or just more ways to lose money faster remains to be seen, but at least the paperwork will be in order when your portfolio hits zero.