Torrid Rally in Rocket Stocks Falters as SpaceX IPO Nears

- Space stocks are tripping over their own shoelaces as SpaceX prepares to go public. The "space rally" is stalling, folks! It’s like watching a rocket fail to launch, but with more spreadsheets. Elon’s filing for an IPO, which means more money, less mystery, and probably more memes. My weirdly accurate take: The market isn’t crashing; it’s just buffering. Everyone is waiting for the IPO to see if the hype has enough bandwidth to load. It’s not a dip; it’s a loading screen. I tried to buy a share of gravity but the app crashed. Anyway, space is expensive, and my snack budget is finite. The stars are close, but my wallet is far away.