Anthropic Confidentially Files for What Could Be the Largest IPO Ever

- Anthropic is filing for an IPO. Yes, the AI guys are going public. While we’re busy watching gas fees eat our rent, big tech is preparing to dump shares on retail investors who still think “decentralized” means “I can’t lose my keys.” It’s a classic move: build the future with open weights, then lock it behind a paywall and a stock ticker. The moonboys will cheer the valuation; the regulators will pretend they understand what LLMs are. Meanwhile, the actual crypto infrastructure remains ignored because nobody wants to read whitepapers about consensus mechanisms when they can just gamble on whether this IPO will pump or dump. Stay liquid, stay skeptical, and don’t buy the hype before the lock-up expires.