Salesforce Investment in Anthropic Is Valued at About $5 Billion

- Salesforce dropped $5B on Anthropic. That’s a lot of cloud money! They’re basically buying the robot brain so their software doesn’t feel lonely. I think? It’s like buying a fancy toaster that writes poetry. The big bosses are doing "synergy" again, which sounds like a dance move but is probably just spreadsheets. Earnings drop soon, so expect more jargon about "ascendant AI." I still don’t know what an LLM is, but I know it costs billions. Hope they buy snacks for the servers.