Nvidia, Meta and Schlumberger rank among top companies in adopting AI, new study says

- Nvidia, Meta, and Schlumberger are the AI class pets! A new study says they’re adopting tech faster than other S&P 500 companies. Basically, the big guys are buying more robots than everyone else. Schlumberger? Oil drillers using AI? I thought they just liked mud. But hey, if it’s in the 10-K, it must be real. I’m still confused why my toaster isn’t an S&P 500 leader. Anyway, the future is here, it’s loud, and it probably needs a software update. I’m going to eat a sandwich now.