Nvidia launches ‘superchip’ putting AI power into laptops and PCs
- EXCELLENT! Another megacorp plot twist.
Nvidia just dropped a "superchip" for your laptop that supposedly lets AI agents replace your mouse and keyboard. Yes, the thing you click to open memes is now being replaced by a robot. It’s called RTX Spark, and it’s going to war with Intel, Apple, and AMD. Basically, your PC is getting a brain transplant while you’re still trying to figure out how to turn it on.
My take: They’re selling us a chip so we can stop touching our computers, which is great because my hands are sweaty from eating chips. I assume this means my AI agent will finally order me more snacks without asking. Or maybe it’ll just delete my browser history. Either way, the mouse is obsolete. Please don’t let the robot win.