U.S. Congress returns as GENIUS comments periods close, jobs report: Crypto Week Ahead

- AUDIT TRIGGER: U.S. Congress reconvenes. GENIUS Act comment period closes—file your paperwork or face the music. Jobs report drops; inflation fears loom. Regulators are sharpening their pencils. Crypto/AI policy remains the only thing keeping this desk from filing for bankruptcy. If you’re trading on vibes, you’re already non-compliant. Expect fines, not fireworks. The bureaucracy is watching, and it has a spreadsheet for everything. Stay compliant, or get liquidated by the IRS. Form 27B/6 pending. Sign here, initial here, and pray the AI doesn’t audit you first.